my beard fell off :(

ugh. I hate it when I come home from a long day of work and my roommate is all like “here, I made you a ribeye with fingerling potatoes and a tomato/bacon salad with homemade buttermilk dressing and if you don’t eat it I’m going to evict you”. it’s the worst, you guys :(

as an old school metal head, I have a confession to make… I was never really crazy about the band pantera. don’t get me wrong, I dig some of their stuff, I’m just not a “fan”.

pantera the car? metal as fuck \m/

finally took a flying leap into 2007 and got one of those flat screen things you kids keep going on about.

saw this awesome bus parked outside of where I work and somehow I ended up inside of it with 6 people that all turned out to be a part of some weird religious cult. THURSDAYS LOL

FUN FACT: the city of charlotte is actually just a bunch of 8 inch tall wooden buildings.

birfday dranks

hey guys, if you ever order meatloaf and it costs $30 dollars, it’s probably gonna look like this. FYI

made a new friend at work!

yeah, so the “no smoking” sign at this bar is printed on the ashtray out front. ON. THE. ASHTRAY.