Not Anything
me and konstantine definitely didn’t sneak our own beers into this taco place. definitely didn’t do that. nope.

me and konstantine definitely didn’t sneak our own beers into this taco place. definitely didn’t do that. nope.

time flies

just realized that today is the 25th anniversary of the day I got hit by a car and spent the next 2 days being unconscious

in 2 days, remind me to post about the 25th anniversary of the day I woke up in a hospital with no idea who I was or why I was there

I seriously just got a phone call from my mom at 9:30am (she knows I work 3rd shift and sleep until 4pm) and it kind of freaked me out. so in a panic I called her right back. turns out she was weirded out because @themime tweeted actual words for the first time since 2008 and she wanted to know why

I seriously just got a phone call from my mom at 9:30am (she knows I work 3rd shift and sleep until 4pm) and it kind of freaked me out. so in a panic I called her right back. turns out she was weirded out because @themime tweeted actual words for the first time since 2008 and she wanted to know why

so I dragged my friend konstantine along to see my favorite comedian, doug stanhope, perform live and she ended up with his autograph as a trampstamp. 

alcohol is bad, kids

so I dragged my friend konstantine along to see my favorite comedian, doug stanhope, perform live and she ended up with his autograph as a trampstamp.

alcohol is bad, kids

guess the whole thing with tommy and the abandoned dog I found worked out. 

photographic proof of the first time I’ve seen tommy smile in over 10 years

guess the whole thing with tommy and the abandoned dog I found worked out.

photographic proof of the first time I’ve seen tommy smile in over 10 years

I just happened to be outside when I see some asshole stop his car beside my yard, throw this little guy out and then drive off

we call our friend tommy that just went through a breakup last week (his ex took their dogs with her when she moved out) and ten minutes later he’s here, falls in love with the stray I just found and takes it home with him

YAY HAPPY ENDINGS

I just happened to be outside when I see some asshole stop his car beside my yard, throw this little guy out and then drive off

we call our friend tommy that just went through a breakup last week (his ex took their dogs with her when she moved out) and ten minutes later he’s here, falls in love with the stray I just found and takes it home with him

YAY HAPPY ENDINGS

I was sitting around wondering how I could get a bunch of dead leaves all over my room and on my bed, when suddenly it hit me

I was sitting around wondering how I could get a bunch of dead leaves all over my room and on my bed, when suddenly it hit me

we fear change

so after 7 years, my job is moving me to a different location doing different work

after 5 years of not bothering to get a license or a car I’m about to hopefully have both

my relationship of 15 years (which has been in limbo for the last 2) is coming to a head which means my living situation also needs to be reevaluated

the bizarre and complicated friendship that has defined me for the last two years abruptly changed when she picked up and moved to the other side of the country this week

after 3 years of not being in a band, it looks like I’m about to be in one again

and I apparently am about to start up a business with a friend of mine. maybe.

it’s been a weird fucked up week

my roommate’s birthday party. it was 6am and we were all fucked up out of our minds when it hit me to take a picture to capture this moment.

I had a moment of clarity when I realized that this group of miscreants and fuck ups were my family. people that have been there through thick and thin for well over a decade now.

it’s a shitty blurry picture of people I sometimes only see every couple of months. 

but I think it’s my favorite picture

my roommate’s birthday party. it was 6am and we were all fucked up out of our minds when it hit me to take a picture to capture this moment.

I had a moment of clarity when I realized that this group of miscreants and fuck ups were my family. people that have been there through thick and thin for well over a decade now.

it’s a shitty blurry picture of people I sometimes only see every couple of months.

but I think it’s my favorite picture

and speaking of posting too many pics of vodka… have you ever had a dirty martini with olives that are stuffed with garlic and jalapeños??? holy fuck

and speaking of posting too many pics of vodka… have you ever had a dirty martini with olives that are stuffed with garlic and jalapeños??? holy fuck